Thursday, June 25, 2009

////////SPATIAL PROFILING\\\\\\\\

So for fear of being the only blog in the world not to mention Michael jackson, I am not going to mention Michael Jackson. If I don't mention Michael Jackson, will my inter-existence spiral off into an oblivion of zeros and ones? For not mentioning Michael Jackson will I somehow be the top search result for people googling nothing? If I google _ will my name come up next to a picture of Stephen Hawkings breakdancing? If I go onto Comm. ave and attempt to engage someone in a conversation not pertaining to Michael Jackson will a yellow danish modern sofa drop out of a wormhole next to me and crush an asian midget? Is it really a coincidence that it rained for 20 days straight and suddenly stopped 15 minutes before the gloved one was rushed to an emergency room in "California?" Did Farah Fawcett's PR people realize the unnacceptable error in their judgement yesterday? Talk about poor planning, people... get on the BALL! These are serious questions that need answers, NOW! While you're all frantically struggling to unearth the answers to these hard questions which the "drive-by media" is ignoring, Rush Limbaugh is igniting the talk radio circuit with hardline rhetoric daring to connect the dots between Obama's involvement in "Operation Iranian Freedom" and Michael's suspiciously missing glove. Coincidence? I think so.

While poring through my old cassette collection for proof of artifial intelligence, I was disturbed and delighted to find a "track" I made 5 or so years back with the ever broadening hips and lips of America's sexiest Adam Littleboy. As you listen to this high quality download, please think about how we as Americans and citizens of the world can prevent the next Michael Jackson debacle. Just say NO to music!!!!

Warmer Winter-Spacial Profiling (Adam Littleboy & Scott Bliss)

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Exclusive Beat Broker Mixtape Just in time for Summer and a Peter Brown rework.

Beatbroker sent me the Lowdown-Slowdown mixtape a few days back. It's a really enjoyable listen just oozing summertime gooey-ness and by what is honest coincidence he opens with String Pusher. Cool with me. I've been respecting the Brokerman's music for some time now and I'm psyched to have this exclusive slo-mo mix to post as well as a great remake of Peter Brown's "Burning Love."
Support Beatbroker's music. He has a bunch of releases which you should check out <>

Beat Broker-"Lowdown-Slowdown"

Scott Bliss - The String Pusher
Soft Rocks - Look East
Oblio - More Thieving
Mudd & Pollard - Scaffold (Coyote Remix)
Walter Merlin Jones - Ill Keep on Loving You
Rayko - White Russian
The Exile Missile - Ray Rider
Force of Nature - Kontinents
the Beat Broker - Beat to the Street
Bogdan Irkuk aka Bulgari - Caprice
Dedication - Pito Deep (demo)
Ilija Rudman - Dance Disorder (Faze Action Remix)
Sarah Dash - Low Down Dirty Rhythm (inst)

Beat Broker-"Burning Love" (orig. by Peter Brown)

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Matters & Dunaway ... if one more person says electronica, I'm gonna...

Matters & Dunaway is the illustrious Andre Obin on bass and vox alongside programming of Tom Gallagher. I am pretty sure they both work on the production side of things. They are yet another reason Boston is kicking ass. When I hear their name I think of the famous interview with Pink Floyd years ago when they were asked by the hapless interviewer "which one's Pink?" Like, which one's Matters? I have to say that it's pretty difficult to come up with a new sound in these times of global musical exponentials. However, Andre and Tom have managed to do so. I know I'm a little bit late to this party, but when I heard Dystopian Dream a few months back I got chills down my spine. I'd also like to note that the term "electronica" is a heap of bull manufactured by some re-tread who thought Prodigy was actually interesting back in 1998. "Wow, they're so cutting edge" the man said, "no one makes music like this." As he slunk back into his cave of mediocrity, 2.3 million people around the globe snickered and put on a Richie Hawtin mixtape. But I digress. Somehow both epic and understated, please enjoy the genre bending post-proto-doubletime loveliness of the otherworldly Matters and Dunaway.

Matters & Dunaway-Control The Night
Matters & Dunaway-Resolution Now!
Matters & Dunaway-Memorial
Matters & Dunaway-Dystopian Dream

Leftside Wobble... New Edit... Teddy Pendergrass in the HOUSE!

I just got this edit from Leftside Wobble's Jonathan Moore. It's a reworking of the infamous Teddy Pendergrass' Get Down, Get Funky. Teddy even uses proper punctuation in the title. Way to go Tedster. Jonathan Moore is coming out with some hot edits as of late. Stay posted for Moooooooore.

Teddy Pendergrass-Get Down, Get Funky (LeftsideWobble Edit)

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Lazer and Blazer's new tunes...

Seriously, watch out. These guys are kicking ass right now!

I probably will only leave this up for a day.

Time4Summer-Lazer & Blazer
When It Moves You-Lazer&Blazer


check them out on Soundcloud...

fixed the time4summer link

Monday, June 8, 2009

SWIM TEENEY!!!! ¡¡¡ʎǝuǝǝʍs ɯıʇ ʇıɯ sʍǝǝuǝʎ ¡¡¡ TIM SWEENEY THIS FRIDAY @ GOODLIFE!!!


JUNE 12th!!!!



Props to Alex Zahara and Mark Ingram!!

This is the second in the series of parties that I am psyched to be involved with...

Mark Ingram is officially one of my new favorite djs.

If you didn't know it, Tim Sweeney's Beats IN Space show on WNYU has been defining whats what and who's who in quality underground dance music for like 5 years now.

He's a DFA dj which means he has amang tunes to play for you. DFA is about 12 years ahead of the curve music-wise. ungh!

Paper Planer-MIA(DFA REMIX)
I'm Losing My Edge-LCD Soundsystem



Here's a pretty nice remix of the new Laroux "In For The Kill" track

Monday, June 1, 2009

Dre Strats

These guys are obviously one of the best bands to listen to in your local dive bar. Mark Knopfler, considered one of the best guitarists, at least in the "Rock" genre, whatever "rock" means.

I'm really not in the mood to type up a storm right now... please enjoy these songs... I'm removing choice values so these tracks stay here for more than 3 hours.

So Far Away From You-Dre Strats
Heavy Fuel-Dre Strats
Private Investigations-Dre Strats